Keeping this list to three things I do that could be frowned upon was tough. Pretty much everything I do could probably be frowned upon. Fakkit, I'm doing more than 3.
1. I dont use bum cream every time I change his nappy. Actually, hardly ever. Only when he has a red bum.
2. I leave him unattended while I go outside and smoke. I leave him on the lounge floor, surrounded by toys and open plug points and cables.
3. I let my child suck the dog's pigs ear chew toy. Twice.
4. Sometimes I am too lazy to sterilise bottles, so just rinse out before using.
5. I let my child suck the floor tiles and drink bath water.
6. I sit my child in his Bumbo on the kitchen counter and leave him unattended while running his bath. He has fallen out once.
7. I left my child unattended on my bed. He fell off.
8. I left my child unattended on the changing table. He fell off.
9. I let my child eat dog biscuits.
10. I let my child gum my keys, even though they're probably the most germ-infested objects in the world.
11. If The Kid's dummy falls on the floor, I pop it in my mouth, give it a suck and hand it back to him. Apparently this should not be done.
How does that score on the badness scale?
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6 comments:
LOL I love your list!!
And LOL that I can relate to most of them... done them too, plenty of times!
omg you are so the president of this here club!!!
mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaa...
BTDT!!!
i think you're right up there!!! :)
maybe just try to limit the falling a bit? mwhahahahahahahhaa
God, I didn't even know that you were SUPPOSED to put bum cream on every time you change them.
Great list, I identify with rather a lot.
OH MY WORD - you gave birth to super child........ someone told me once your kids will survive you........ LOL - LOVED YOUR LIST
Well when you put it this way...I've done most of these things, too.
Clearly we subscribe to the "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" philosophy :D
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