Count the Bad Mommies

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Homework Week 3 - Because I Can...

1. What was your biggest disappointment when you found out you were pregnant and how did you cope with it?

"I was young and had just put down a deposit on a flat , it was a crappy flat but it was going to be my first.. It took me months convincing my dad that I was a big girl when numbnuts aka arsef?k knocked me up and blew that fish out of the water for me..
...instead I got the pleasure of getting married to a guy I didn't know living a life I wasn't sure of.."

2. How have you managed, if you have, to retain the friendships of child-less friends?

"I don't have much problem with that since I tell people that my pumpkins are the neighbours kids who just tend to hang around alot cos I make nice food.."

3. Have you acknowledged the mistakes you have made in raising your child, to your child?

"Nope, never.. swore my family to secrecy and have threatened to shave off all their eyebrows while they sleep if they even so much as utter ..'when your mom was younger'.."

4. What is the best thing your kid's other parent has said about your parenting?

"You are a fantastic mom.."

5. What is the worst?

"My eldest got hurt once falling from the back of a bakkie and we had to rush him to hospital because he fell on his head.. he was only 8 months old at the time and I was supposed to be watching him..
My ex blamed me for this and told the hospital it was my fault and left me there.. they almost had me arrested for abuse until my doctor(who knew me and realised what was going on) came to my rescue and sorted the whole thing out.. I never forgave
arsef?k for pulling that on me.. It was his way of teaching me a lesson.."



Bridget said...

Bugger! Imagine! Getting arrested for abuse. That was just mean.

BecauseIcan said...


mean is a very polite way of saying it..


angel said...

what an absolute arsewipe! i cannot believe he would pull something like leaving you at the hospital to deal with it on your own!

Elise said...

Your ex sounds like a right D*ck! The hospital should have realised he was being difficult when he left you there and pissed off!

On the bright side of things this is my first visit to this blog... I'm not a mum but I thought I'd gate-crash the mother's-meeting and say hi


Expensive Mistakes and Cheap Thrills said...

hi elise...

and becauseican: what a motherf*king shit stunt to pull.

not cool.

BecauseIcan said...


He is an arsef?k.. but at least he isn't my arsef?k anymore..
:-) :-)
He is somebody else's problem now..


Nosjunkie said...

I think getting arrested for abuse is the worst
I hear the woman in prison abuse woman who are in for abusing their kids

your ex also sounds like a idiot to put it mildly