Count the Bad Mommies

Monday, February 4, 2008

CamiKaos does her homework... again.

How is mothering, in reality, different from what you expected it to be?

It's not. I didn't know what to expect at all though, so it isn't LIKE what I expected either...

What is something you, as a kid, vowed you would never say to your own kids? Have you kept the vow?

"Because I said so" And I haven't said it... but I've said every singly variation on it I can think of.

If someone stopped in to your house for a surprise visit, would you be glad for the company, or self-conscious by the condition of your home?

Let's make one thing very very clear... don't fucking come over to my house unless you're invited. It usually has nothing to do with my house, it's more that... well I don't like ANYBODY who shows up at my door unexpected. I have a phone. Don't you?

If you had twins tomorrow (boy and a girl) and you got to name them without any input from anyone else, what would you choose?

If I magically had twins and didn't have to carry them and give birth to them... wow.... aside from all the extreme changes I would have to make in my life... um... Paul and oh, I don't know.. maybe Bella

Did you suffer from post natal depression (this is an awful boring question but I always wonder about this cause I didn't suffer myself)?

Nope.

2 comments:

angel said...

oh ok then... i was just about to ring the doorbell, but i'll call you later ok?

CamiKaos said...

okay angel, perhaps for you winging your ass all the way here from another continent I might make an exception if you are REALLY nice about it...