Count the Bad Mommies

Monday, March 3, 2008

Before Boobah came along...

...I slept whenever I felt like it. I had afternoon naps. I went to bed late and I woke up even later. Now I don't have that luxury anymore.

...I was a very selfish person. My whole world only revolved around me. Now, I'm still a selfish person, my world just revolves around Boobah.

...Little things used to bother me. Now, I couldn't care less about the little things.

...I never planned ahead. Now, if we go anywhere for any reason, I have something packed in for any possibility.

...I was a materialistic girl. Now, I still spend money on stuff, but it just happens to be stuff for Boobah.

...I hated Barney. I still hate Barney, but I've learned to tolerate him.

...Responsibility meant nothing to me.

...I enjoyed the farting competitions we had as a family. Now, I can't wait till my boy is old enough so I can have them with him.

...I was a real tomboy. Definitely not a girlie-girl. Now, I have turned into glam mommy (Okay, okay, only sometimes)

...I liked other peoples kids, because I could give them back. Now I have my own, and I can give him to my mom.

...I hated sloppy kisses. Now, they're the best kind, because they are only reserved for me! (The sloppy ones, I mean)

6 comments:

Kellan said...

Oh, I love this list as lots of these things apply to me as well - especiall the being selfish one!

I'm Kellan, btw - very nice to meet you - hope to see you soon.

Boobah's Mom said...

Hi Kellan,

Welcome to The BMB. It's nice to have you here. You should post up a list aswell in the comments' section of the homework post.

Can't wait to see yours.

Bridget said...

Thank God Boobah came along, you were a nightmare! :-)

Boobah's Mom said...

Thanks :D

Yeah, sometimes I wonder how The Dad sticks it out with me.

I don't think I'm one of the most compliant, easy-to-get-along-with people.




Oh, and I'm always right! hee hee ha ha

sweets said...

"...I liked other peoples kids, because I could give them back. Now I have my own, and I can give him to my mom." mwahhahahahaha woman that was classic!

sigh

i do the same, aint it great!!!?

angel said...

love your "answers"!!