Count the Bad Mommies

Monday, February 11, 2008

Did I say that?

Things I probably shouldn’t say to Ciara, but do anyway :

  1. I am going to sell you to the next person who walks past the house.
  2. I would take you back, but they wouldn’t give me a refund.
  3. I WILL beat you.
  4. If you don’t stop whining, I am going to jump off the tallest building I can find.

Some days being a mom is so rewarding.

Other days I would prefer to stab myself repeatedly in my left eye with a hot poker.

4 comments:

Expensive Mistakes and Cheap Thrills said...

My mother always used to say:

1. it's not a popularity contest. i dont care if you hate me.

2. [responding to the question 'what's for dinner?'] Kentucky Fried Kitten. Or chunder.

Punishment was being locked in the bathroom for hours. Time out in your bedroom was pointless. not exactly punishment when you have all your toys there, is it?

No. so you got to think about your bad behaviour while sitting on the cold bathroom floor!

angel said...

omg i have days like that...

BecauseIcan said...

Yeah...

We all do...

Thats why god made grapes and monks...

So that we can make wine and drink our pain away...

B

Bridget said...

1. Mom's busy baby leave her alone ... when she wants to play some silly game and I have a deadline

2. If you don't eat your peas you father will be taken away to jail ... it works every time.

3. Lebo is not your maid, pick up your toys or I will sweep them out with the trash ... this one is for discipline.