1. See a new baby without getting all idiotically smiley and giggly.
2. Get through the day without saying at least three things no human being should ever have to say. For example: "No, Jackson, cat kibble does not belong up your nose."
3. Hear any sad child-related news story without sobbing big sobby tears.
4. See a pregnant lady without wanting to rush up to her and tell her that I was pregnant too once.
5. Not worry about the environment, crime, violence, the exchange rate etc.
6. Shake my booty. I have tried to dance post Jackson, but I have lost the rhythm and now I belong in the Parents that Dance Embarrassingly Badly Club.
7. Go clothes/book/grocery shopping for myself without buying at least three things for my child.
How about you?
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4 comments:
Great list. #2 reminds me of a comedian who reflected on that same phenomenon - he had just told his son "We do not put our fingers in our butts." I remember that every time I have to say something crazy to my kids...
And #6, wow, depressing huh? I can totally relate.
i LOVE that! what an awesome homework assignment!
hehe this is new homework! funny list and so so true!
Now I will have to make all my things up ;)
I could never dance, looking at my sleeping four year old I can freely admit that rhythm makes about as much sense to me as the rhythm method ...
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